As long as u BELIEVE in urself YOU CAN FIT INTO ANYTHING
Ai follow da rule ob sits...
THE SOFA IS NOT COMFY ENOUGH
Comfort is reluhtib.
Can we just write the pizza guy a CHECK? I only found 75 cents in there... and someplace called "Narnia"...
Awl money is good for is foods and getting lost in cowches.
LOVIN' MY CRUISE ON THE S.S. COUCH
Nao dis is mai kind ob travel.
Hoomans. Teh guy at teh et stoor sed teh was eezy to take care ob. Dey will cleen ups aftar demselvs, he sez. Yah rite.
Ugh and dere furs awr sew gross.
Dis you know that there is a whole civilization of dust bunnies under the couch that think I am the earthly incarnation of their god?
Finully, ai get da respect ai desurv!
I've heard of having skeletons in your closet. But having them on your sofa? That's a new one.
Dis is kind ob a scaree sofa.
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