Hit the books on your own time!
I'm not loosin' anything else!
Fresh liek a clean Septemburr breeze.
If I keep my eyes closed, maybe the dog won't see me
Must... keep... purrfecly still...
Okay, who put the couch over my portal to the underworld?
Its hard bein a basement cat sumtymes.
REAL MEN WEAR CATS
No shame, man! No shame!
"The 2012 Olympics will continue after the break."
"And now a word from McDonalds."
AI LUB DEE OLYMPICS!!!!!