where iz mai another eyebrown
mebbe it gawt curld away?
Stranj liturboks, but ai'll gib it a trai . . .
sumtiemz straynj kan alsew b effectif.
Funny. When Maru doze it it goes viral. Wut am I doin rong?
aifinkso u jus doan hab teh maru tuch.
Oh, YOU did your eye makeup. Thank god. I thought you were beaten up.
wut kind ob trublol did u getz into dis tiem?
what a minute you can't set fire to the rain!
altho ai reely wishez u cud.
I have not the foggiest inkling of what I am attempting to accomplish here.
ai haz no cloo bowt wutz goin on rite nao.
What do you mean no animals in the house? Oh you mean HIM? Don't worry, he's not a real dog. He runs on batteries. Two AA's.
r nawt masheenz jus amayzin nowadayz?
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