I have no idea what this says
u an ebery udder kitteh.
i wanted to be mario but teh pipe is no working
mebbe itz jus clogged wif kitteh hayrz?
Dude, if dat toot was yours, I need to up my meds.
an wai doez it smel liek mint!!?
Ok Human... Is this a hint?
u noez hao we feelz bowt bebbehs...
Okay, so where DID I stash the catnip?
itz alwayz a slippurree sloap...
i can do teh dance, but isnt dis bit mutch?
but jus fink ob hao much creem u cud fit in der!
where iz mai another eyebrown
mebbe it gawt curld away?