Hoomans. Teh guy at teh et stoor sed teh was eezy to take care ob. Dey will cleen ups aftar demselvs, he sez. Yah rite.

Ugh and dere furs awr sew gross.

..and that, girls, is why you should always remove your make up before going to sleep each night.

Eesy. Breezy. Nawt so bootiful.

See?!? This is how my litter box smells! Not exactly roses, now, is it?

Dis situashun stinks.

Instant Dustmop just add handle

Maek your cleening expeerience a memorubble wun!

U cantz go out liek dat! Ai told u tu wash behind ur ears!

Dangit mom! Ai onlee need yoo sumtiems!

Well, you said you were tired of cat hair all over the place so I thought I would just, like, switch it up a little.

Nuffin liek rufflin a few gud fedders.

THAT WAS THE LAST TIME THEY FORGOT TO CLEAN OUT MY LITTER BOX.

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOM.