Ai'll hab a french manicoor.
DA-DUM...DA-DUM...DA-DUM... I'Z NOT JAWS... I'Z CLAWS.
Juss when yoo thawt it was safe tu go out on da lawn...
I will hug you, squeeze you, And shred you to tiny bits and pieces.
Ai'll feed yoo and make shure you has a warm and comfotable an then ai will slaughter yoo.
Uh, I think my claws only work one way.
Dese guys need to lurn to be less self-conshuss.
I DO NOT GIVE CUDDLES I GIVE SCARS
Ai has esstremely effectib defens mechanism.
Just before da interwebz went silent...
Nooo! Hao cud yoo doo dat?!
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