YOU'RE A PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY!!!
That had better be donated to charity by the end of today.
...nine discarded ornaments!
Eight strap-on antlers!
Six sneaky kittens!
FIIIIIIIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN VET BIIIIIIILLS
Four two-ply rolls!
Three-letter swear words!
Two broken bulbs!
And a LOLcat stuck in a treeeee!
Or the sailor outfit. You remember the one.
...eight strap-on antlers!
FIIIIIIIIIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN VET BIIIIIIIILLS
Three-letter Swear Words!
And a LOLcat stuck in a treeeeee!
Aint no mischief like Christmas mischief.
Oh grandma. You tell the best stories.
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