GRANDPA, TELL US BOUT TEH GUD OLD DAIS. OK, WUT DO U WANTS 2 KNOE BOUT 2009?
Grampa, yoo kinda old...
My consolation is that they're going to sell her children and then they'll take her to the vet
just like they did to me.
Tragic, ai kno.
What? It's hooman childeh's birfday party...? OK, I reddies now!
Helmets maek ebberyfing safer.
and this, children, is what we call Fast Food.
Can't watch forebbur, tho. Yoo can go Owt at recess. Follow mee, kids!
...AN BRING HOME MOAR TOONA IN CASE WE HAS ZOMBIE POKALIPS!
OR YUR SISTUR'S KIDS COME VISIT. SAEM THING.
Iss always best to be prupared.