Maybe if I sit on it really hard it will make the call go through...

I see what's going on here.

I'm texting her back! One way or another!

Dese phones aren't so smart aftur awl.

Boofy was a registered text offender.

Whose brite idea wuz it tu buy him an iphoen?

yeah, baby girl what? no, I can talk

Naw, gurl, yoo kno imma lub yoo forebbur an stuff.

Hey there, can I get a General Tso's, coconut shrimp, sweet and sour pork, and a doomsday device delivered? Ugh, seriously? You are all out of doomsday devices? Fine, make it a crab rangoon.

Ugh, people dese days. Ai hoep they delibber down here.