I'm texting her back! One way or another!
What am I wearing? What kind of question is that?!
...is dis a come awn?
I see what's going on here.
Hey there, can I get a General Tso's, coconut shrimp, sweet and sour pork, and a doomsday device delivered? Ugh, seriously? You are all out of doomsday devices? Fine, make it a crab rangoon.
Ugh, people dese days. Ai hoep they delibber down here.
Maybe if I sit on it really hard it will make the call go through...
yeah, baby girl what? no, I can talk
Naw, gurl, yoo kno imma lub yoo forebbur an stuff.
Dese phones aren't so smart aftur awl.
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