Maybe if I sit on it really hard it will make the call go through...
I see what's going on here.
I'm texting her back! One way or another!
Dese phones aren't so smart aftur awl.
Boofy was a registered text offender.
Whose brite idea wuz it tu buy him an iphoen?
yeah, baby girl what? no, I can talk
Naw, gurl, yoo kno imma lub yoo forebbur an stuff.
Hey there, can I get a General Tso's, coconut shrimp, sweet and sour pork, and a doomsday device delivered? Ugh, seriously? You are all out of doomsday devices? Fine, make it a crab rangoon.
Ugh, people dese days. Ai hoep they delibber down here.