Ooh! Teh store hazza sale on Grow-Yor-Own CatNip Kits. Nice try, but you can't read.

Ai can teech maiself. It can't bee hard.

THERE'S ALWAYS ONE IN THE BUNCH THAT CAN'T HANDLE HIS NIP

Get urself togedder an chill owt, man...

Oi! You! Come closer...wanna buy some catnip?

Its lawts ob fun. Ai promiss.

Logon failure. System Crashed. Reboot with catnip and gushy food.

Hab u tried turning it on an off again??

Tonight on The First 48 Detectives try to solve the murder of Fluffy, suspected of ODing on bad Nip.

We needs an esspert!

The nip is for glaucoma Got it....

Yoar sekrit is between you an me.

oh yeah da nip just kicked in

dis iz sum strawng stuffz!