'K, see dis white carpet? Accidentals an hairbawls will always pwobide cweatib intewest.
Ai'm here tu fix yoar qwestshunubble taeste.
Im calling Peta
Leeshes is nawt for kittehs.
But how am I supposed to lose my toys under the furniture now?
Dis bettur hab a sadisfaktury outcome.
She's hinting about something, but I'm darned if I can figure out what it is...
HUNGER! I iz dying ob hunger, you brickbwains!
dat part alwayz confyoozes meh 2.
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