Shields up, captain!
Altho ai must admit, it IS pretty plush.
'K, see dis white carpet? Accidentals an hairbawls will always pwobide cweatib intewest.
Ai'm here tu fix yoar qwestshunubble taeste.
Im calling Peta
Leeshes is nawt for kittehs.
But how am I supposed to lose my toys under the furniture now?
Dis bettur hab a sadisfaktury outcome.
She's hinting about something, but I'm darned if I can figure out what it is...
HUNGER! I iz dying ob hunger, you brickbwains!
dat part alwayz confyoozes meh 2.