Okay, teh dog house iz just around the corner
Slow down so I can git teh paint ball guns ready
Sure thing, dude.
Fastur! FASTUR! Okay slow down nao.
Type A purrsunality kitteh honks ebrybuddy off!
C'MON! Its 6am! Teh day's almost gon!
IF AI YELL LOUDER DEY'LL HEAR ME, RITE?!
Where's the gas pedal on this thing?
Wat, dis issn't a car?
Hurry up! I think someone's coming!
I'm going as fast as I can! Hotwiring a car without thumbs isn't exactly easy, you know!
They juss wanna go on a joyride is awl!
YOU DRIVE LIKE MY GRANDMA
Road raeg comes in awl sizes an shapes.
Might as well put those keys back in your pocket.
And go put on your walkin' shoes.
Cause we ain't movin'.
Go find yor own shaede.
H E A T The great leveller
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. Is it Crismas yet??
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