WE DOAN'T HAB TIEM TO DISCUSS THE LOGISTICS OF ME DRIVING WITHOUT BEING ABLE TO REACH THE PEDALS - GET IN!!
Hey... hey... You forgot to leave the keys! I can't listen to the radio without the keys!
Dis Amurrican Lief is on!!!
ai iz nawt a car. if ai wuz you wood haz been run over a long time ago.
Yeaaaaah. I kinda wish I was a car nao.
iz tayk ur kitti to EBERYWHERE DAY!!
Gud thing, too, he doesn't get awt ob da house much.
Okay, teh dog house iz just around the corner
Slow down so I can git teh paint ball guns ready
Sure thing, dude.
Fastur! FASTUR! Okay slow down nao.
Type A purrsunality kitteh honks ebrybuddy off!
C'MON! Its 6am! Teh day's almost gon!
IF AI YELL LOUDER DEY'LL HEAR ME, RITE?!
Where's the gas pedal on this thing?
Wat, dis issn't a car?
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