i needz mai boomstik
I duzzint alwais lok dis cyoot ... Wel, akshully I duz.
Its a tuff lief, dats for shure.
As my companion, you will travel with me in the TARDIS. It only looks like a litter box on the outside, trust me!
Ai'b had a lawt ob companions, but yoo mite juss be my fabrit.
LIFE IS GOOD!
Yup! Cuddn't ask foar anyfing else!
Hunger Gamez? Hoomin, hunger iz no game, is trajik condishun. Do u no Ai hazn't been fed in six hourz?
hooz butt (!) doez ai gotsa beet 2 get sum nomz rownd heer?
Don't bark at me again. Got it?
dis iz ur last warnin!
Ai lubs corms onna kob.
ai feel sowwy 4 teh corm childrun nao.