LIFE IS GOOD!
Yup! Cuddn't ask foar anyfing else!
Hunger Gamez? Hoomin, hunger iz no game, is trajik condishun. Do u no Ai hazn't been fed in six hourz?
hooz butt (!) doez ai gotsa beet 2 get sum nomz rownd heer?
Don't bark at me again. Got it?
dis iz ur last warnin!
A simple smile Can make so many people so scared.
b afrayd, hoomin. b bery afrayd.
Ai lubs corms onna kob.
ai feel sowwy 4 teh corm childrun nao.
...and this is why we don't send out family pics at Christmas.
fingz doan run in mai family. dey jus run frum mai family.
I don't like to brag but I was doing all this stuff years ago.
amun udder fingz...
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