A simple smile Can make so many people so scared.
b afrayd, hoomin. b bery afrayd.
Ai lubs corms onna kob.
ai feel sowwy 4 teh corm childrun nao.
...and this is why we don't send out family pics at Christmas.
fingz doan run in mai family. dey jus run frum mai family.
I don't like to brag but I was doing all this stuff years ago.
amun udder fingz...
FACECOUCH For when your fail is so big, a simple facepaw would not suffice.
itz alsew a commun reakshun 2 mondayz.
I think, therefore I am consequently much smarter than you.
cogito ergo kitteh.
Ar we there yet? Ar we there yet? Ar we there yet? Ar we there yet? Ar we there yet?
itteh bitteh kittehz iz alwayz so impashunt!
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