TURN THE LIGHTS BACK ON! ITS TOO SCARY!
Toss me some fancy feast and we'll call us square. Deal?
No one gets pizza until I here a can opener!
Ai ain't movin till ai smell toona.
My can opener senses are tingling!
AI CAN SENS ITS PRESSENS.
After the arms transplant I've had no problem using the can opener.
Good thing dat other hooman didn't suspekt a thing...
omg... can opner?!?!
Can openerz! Can openerz! Can openerz!
Gawbage disposible, idjit.
Stawp jumping tu conclooshuns!
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