I have not the foggiest inkling of what I am attempting to accomplish here.
ai haz no cloo bowt wutz goin on rite nao.
The split second before you realize your cat wasn't posing for the camera, but was waiting for you to get in range of its sneeze
aifinkso datz problee paybak fer sumfin...
That sinking feeling when your hoomin reaches for a camera... and then for the faucet
aidoanfinkso dis gunna end bery well...
BATHING WITH YOUR CAMERA Because you never know when a cat will appear.
jus keep teh camra owt ob reech ob kittehs.
I'm in yur lens kyootin up awl yur fotos!
datz bettur dan teh alternatifz, ai guess.