take the picture

Ugh, ai taek da worst pikshures.

Yu puts my baff on LOLcats? Fine. I puts your baff on Failblog.

revenj iz a dish bestest servd on teh interwebz.

I have not the foggiest inkling of what I am attempting to accomplish here.

ai haz no cloo bowt wutz goin on rite nao.

The split second before you realize your cat wasn't posing for the camera, but was waiting for you to get in range of its sneeze

aifinkso datz problee paybak fer sumfin...

That sinking feeling when your hoomin reaches for a camera... and then for the faucet

aidoanfinkso dis gunna end bery well...

BATHING WITH YOUR CAMERA Because you never know when a cat will appear.

jus keep teh camra owt ob reech ob kittehs.

I'm in yur lens kyootin up awl yur fotos!

datz bettur dan teh alternatifz, ai guess.