Schrödinger You Bastard!

Anywun up foar a sciense lesson?

As long as u BELIEVE in urself YOU CAN FIT INTO ANYTHING

Ai follow da rule ob sits...

THE SOFA IS NOT COMFY ENOUGH

Comfort is reluhtib.

Life iz like a bocks ob choclates dat got rolled ober by a dump truk

Run, herp derp, run!

no, that's YOUR idea of comfort

Doan't u judj mai choices.

Nao what?

Akshully, forget next step. Ai'll just keep da bawks.

I haz a spaceship

IMAGINAAAAAAAAAAASHUUUUUUUNNNNNN!