Also... I think I might be stuck...
This. This is what hell must be like.
IF I ORDER A PIZZA WILL ANYONE SPLIT IT WITH ME?
Anneefing gud on TV tonite? Ai kinda want a nite in.
Well after listening to you for an hour and a half, I have concluded that you suffer from truly boring personality disorder.
Ai am a pirate kiiiiiiing...
Tried stalking you on Facebook Ur boring
Ai can stalk maiself frum nao on, ai guess.
He read what the candidates had to say . Only possible response .
politikz wuz neber rly kittehz fing.