Mixed vintage, slightly furry to the palate with a nippish undertone.
Now dats a WINtage if ai ebber saw one.
Fluffy learned the hard way that winning the jello-shot contest last night was probably not worth the pain she now endured.
Nobuddy lieks barfs. Nobuddy.
HIC Dese martini holders iz ahsum!
Ai'll hab a martini, up. Hic.
Wha' happened?.. All I know is you were singing: "One tequilla, two tequilla, three tequilla"--- and here you are!
Dios mio, dat stuff is magikul.
Keep it comin', mate, I'm takin' a cab home...
Thanks foar nawt driving, Beery Kitteh.
Mama needs a cocktail.
TEE GEE AI EFF.
It's dat ones fault, right there!
butt(!) srsly guise I'm totally fiennnnne
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