Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta.
Literary cat is verree particoolar about his collekshun.
Why can't you just read Harry Potter or The Hunger Games like all the other kids?
At leest he will grow up preparred.
Why do they call them readers? I have them on but still can't read.
Mebbe ai'm just blind as a bat.
Well at least you're not reading Twilight.
Ai hear it leeds to danjerous activities.
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