You don't understand. You're TAKING me to McDonald's.
YOO KNOW EZZACTLY WAT AI WANT! LETS GO NAO!
Sometimes bite means I love you. Sometimes it does not. It is up to hoomin to determine which is which.
Sometiems ai bite for evil. YOU'LL JUSS HAVE TO WAIT AN SEE.
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AI KNEW IT WUD HAPPEN! U DIDN'T BELEEB ME BUTT(!) AI KNEW!!!
You hafta give me da swurpee yummy dwink or Iz tare out you toenailth one by one.
Yoo aren't feawing me as much as u shud!!
Owww "bite me" is just an expression, dude
Wen liyfe bites yoo hard, bite back.
Pesky insurance salesmen... $%&#^#@&
Ugh, insurance stuffs is such a hedache.
"It was a joke! A joke! I don't even know how to make rabbit stew!"
Ai maek fantastic soops an stoos.
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