You hafta give me da swurpee yummy dwink or Iz tare out you toenailth one by one.
Yoo aren't feawing me as much as u shud!!
Owww "bite me" is just an expression, dude
Wen liyfe bites yoo hard, bite back.
Pesky insurance salesmen... $%&#^#@&
Ugh, insurance stuffs is such a hedache.
"It was a joke! A joke! I don't even know how to make rabbit stew!"
Ai maek fantastic soops an stoos.
What? It's not the hand that feeds me.
Oh YOU, basement cat! Ai can nebber beleeb you.
Karate Kidden Counters Chop Wif Nibble
hoominz r no match fer meh!
I bites my thumb at you sir!
ai can snapz dem at u, 2!
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