Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the kitchen!!!
AN SO BEGAN DA GREATEST WEEK OB AWL.
You don't understand. You're TAKING me to McDonald's.
YOO KNOW EZZACTLY WAT AI WANT! LETS GO NAO!
Sometimes bite means I love you. Sometimes it does not. It is up to hoomin to determine which is which.
Sometiems ai bite for evil. YOU'LL JUSS HAVE TO WAIT AN SEE.
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Kittehs maek awful medical profeshunnuls.
how gingervitis spreads and the zombie apocalypse begins
AI KNEW IT WUD HAPPEN! U DIDN'T BELEEB ME BUTT(!) AI KNEW!!!
You hafta give me da swurpee yummy dwink or Iz tare out you toenailth one by one.
Yoo aren't feawing me as much as u shud!!
Owww "bite me" is just an expression, dude
Wen liyfe bites yoo hard, bite back.
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