Sometimes bite means I love you. Sometimes it does not. It is up to hoomin to determine which is which.

Sometiems ai bite for evil. YOU'LL JUSS HAVE TO WAIT AN SEE.

PUT PRESSURE ON TEH WOUND PREVENT BRAINS FRUM LEAKIN OUT

Kittehs maek awful medical profeshunnuls.

how gingervitis spreads and the zombie apocalypse begins

AI KNEW IT WUD HAPPEN! U DIDN'T BELEEB ME BUTT(!) AI KNEW!!!

You hafta give me da swurpee yummy dwink or Iz tare out you toenailth one by one.

Yoo aren't feawing me as much as u shud!!

Owww "bite me" is just an expression, dude

Wen liyfe bites yoo hard, bite back.

Pesky insurance salesmen... $%&#^#@&

Ugh, insurance stuffs is such a hedache.

"It was a joke! A joke! I don't even know how to make rabbit stew!"

Ai maek fantastic soops an stoos.