HIC Dese martini holders iz ahsum!

Ai'll hab a martini, up. Hic.

Cat nap-kin

Sweet dweams, kitteh.

Invisible Rollercoaster

Ai is an adrennalin junkee.

idiot you know nothing of my culture

Yoo awr completely inconsidderate.

See?!? This is how my litter box smells! Not exactly roses, now, is it?

Dis situashun stinks.

This empty nest syndrome of yours is getting a little out of hand.

Mom juss wants to feel needed, dats awl.

Be careful..On hot summer days, note that the melting point of cats is about 105.6 degrees.

Ai'm melting! Ai'm melting!