Your IQ test results came back. They're negative.

Wee beleeb it mite be da result ob dat trajic accident.

Waddaya mean you need to pee?

Ai thot we had a mutual unnerstanding heer.

RINZ ADN REPEAT???? RINZ ADN REPEAT???

This. Is. Da. Wurst.

I don't care if I'm letting air conditioning out and flies in. I need time to decide whether I'm in or out.

Its so hot out here... but so cold in there...

Schrödinger You Bastard!

Anywun up foar a sciense lesson?

As my companion, you will travel with me in the TARDIS. It only looks like a litter box on the outside, trust me!

Ai'b had a lawt ob companions, but yoo mite juss be my fabrit.

LIFE IS GOOD!

Yup! Cuddn't ask foar anyfing else!