HALP------- I is being eated by a cheezburger.
Dis can onlee be karma.
Your IQ test results came back. They're negative.
Wee beleeb it mite be da result ob dat trajic accident.
Waddaya mean you need to pee?
Ai thot we had a mutual unnerstanding heer.
RINZ ADN REPEAT???? RINZ ADN REPEAT???
This. Is. Da. Wurst.
I don't care if I'm letting air conditioning out and flies in. I need time to decide whether I'm in or out.
Its so hot out here... but so cold in there...
Schrödinger You Bastard!
Anywun up foar a sciense lesson?
As my companion, you will travel with me in the TARDIS. It only looks like a litter box on the outside, trust me!
Ai'b had a lawt ob companions, but yoo mite juss be my fabrit.