I used to be a gamer like you, but then I took a cat to the head
ai prefurz bord gaymz, anywayz.
Wut? I superglued my shadow to me so it won't get lost.
shadoez can b bery trixee fingz!
no,no... go back to sleep
aiz nawt gunna mess wif u or ur compyooter, ai promis!
A simple smile Can make so many people so scared.
b afrayd, hoomin. b bery afrayd.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
When they offered me a Danish, I said, "Norway, dude." I have a Swede tooth.
ai alreddy iz swede enuff anywayz!
It became quite obvious that Jerry had a drinking problem
u iznt foolin anybuddeh, kitteh.