They told me I could be anything, then I went back to sleep.
ai iz becom nap.
no can handle my jiu jitzu
ai iz a ninja kitteh!
Whalecat's blubber keeps him warm throughout the long winter
ai iz nawt fat, jus insulaytid!
I used to be a gamer like you, but then I took a cat to the head
ai prefurz bord gaymz, anywayz.
It became quite obvious that Jerry had a drinking problem
u iznt foolin anybuddeh, kitteh.
Told you so
kittehz an happiness go paw in paw!
Wut? I superglued my shadow to me so it won't get lost.
shadoez can b bery trixee fingz!
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