I have no idea what planet this is, but I want to go there...
kittehz r teh best ob all steedz!
Yoo CAN'T stay mad if I looks at yoo like dis , cans yoo ?
plz 2 forgibz meh?
Iz nawt dat I duzzent know how to walk. Iz dat I iz a BICTIM OB GRABBITY.
u needz 2 lern 2 mastur grabbity, kitteh!
I brought him heer... Now turn him into burgurz
ai meenz, wut else iz cowz eben gud 4?
When they offered me a Danish, I said, "Norway, dude." I have a Swede tooth.
ai alreddy iz swede enuff anywayz!
Dey nebber gibs me whut I REELY wants . . . . . . a Lamborghini .
mebbe u shud jus tayk matturz in 2 ur oan paws.
lolwut is dat
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