ai doez dis becuz ai haz no fumbz 2 bite!
Too pooped to pee.
but den hao r u gunna pml?
Iz nawt dat I duzzent know how to walk. Iz dat I iz a BICTIM OB GRABBITY.
u needz 2 lern 2 mastur grabbity, kitteh!
"Not to worry, Sir. Our security system comes fully armed."
it comz fullee clawd, 2.
This is exactly what it looks like
... iz it a hug?
My name was Harvey Dent. But that life is gone now.
wayr iz batcat wen u needz him??
They told me I could be anything, then I went back to sleep.
ai iz becom nap.
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