Professor Plump hall food bowl
wat a way 2 go!
U cawled fur an ebil minion? 'K. Ize here nao. Whut U need?
aifinkso ebil iz a bery relatif turm.
Anxiety Cat sez dis day iz too perfekt- too serene: sumfin must be rong- . . .SUMWEREZ!
teh onlee perfikt fing in lief iz kittehs.
I juss read teh instrukshuns for "neuter" in yur vetanary surjikal gide. I hate yu.
mebbe u can fil in fer meh dat day.
We be playing leap frog, but then we gots tierd.
aifinkso datz a pwetty commun kitteh problum!
Honey, I think we need to get new dryer sheets... The kittens are sticking to my pants again.
mebbe u jus needz sum noo clothez!
IF U KEEP WATCHIN ME I CANT MAKE POOPIEZ
an hao else iz ai sposed 2 mayk rainbowz?
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