Dobby accepts your sock, sir
Ai just gawt my membership to S.P.E.W.!
Karma takes too long I'd rather beat the crap out of him NOW!!
YEAH, WELL BRING IT.
If there was an award for laziness, I'd probably send someone to pick it up for me.
Do we need to registur foar dis award? Sounds like a lawt ob wurk.
The sofa monster ate all my toys again.
Ai doan't trust dat cowch.
Reader Cat not impressed by author shenanigans
Wut a horibble climax.
The power of crust compels you!
Awl shall worship mai yeastiness.
HALP------- I is being eated by a cheezburger.
Dis can onlee be karma.
Experiment of the Day: Walmart's Ice Cream Sandwiches Just ...
Who Knew a Three-Year-Old Could Hang on So Tightly?
We All Have a Friend Like Sarah, or at Least We Should
Restaurant Research Shows That the Customer Isn't Always ...
Vain Attempt of the Day: Woman Strips Down and Tries to Seduce ...
Criminally Dumb Criminal of the Day: If You're Going to Hold ...
Guardians of The Galaxy Seems Similar To Something
Remember What Weekends Used to Look Like?
Fans Find the 9/11 Poster Art for TNMT Offensive
All This Over Some Melanin?
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more