Dobby accepts your sock, sir

Ai just gawt my membership to S.P.E.W.!

Karma takes too long I'd rather beat the crap out of him NOW!!

YEAH, WELL BRING IT.

If there was an award for laziness, I'd probably send someone to pick it up for me.

Do we need to registur foar dis award? Sounds like a lawt ob wurk.

The sofa monster ate all my toys again.

Ai doan't trust dat cowch.

Reader Cat not impressed by author shenanigans

Wut a horibble climax.

The power of crust compels you!

Awl shall worship mai yeastiness.

HALP------- I is being eated by a cheezburger.

Dis can onlee be karma.