Why can't you just read Harry Potter or The Hunger Games like all the other kids?
At leest he will grow up preparred.
I can has Asgard?
Come on, Mjolnir, less go see ta Avenjurs.
Mama needs a cocktail.
TEE GEE AI EFF.
Borrowed a cup of cute from the neighbor
Get it while iz fresh!
As much as Glen loved line dancing, he was hopeless at it.
mebbe he jus needz 2 loosin up a bit nawt secund?
Anxiety Cat sez dis day iz too perfekt- too serene: sumfin must be rong- . . .SUMWEREZ!
teh onlee perfikt fing in lief iz kittehs.
Snowball dreamed of a world where kitties had thumbs
jus fink ob all teh snappin we cud doez!
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