To katch teh leftovers, I muss BE teh leftovers.
You awr wut u eet.
i wanted to be mario but teh pipe is no working
mebbe itz jus clogged wif kitteh hayrz?
i wanna bee teh slippurs dis tiem, yoo be teh cloggs
aifinkso u iz boaf birkenstuck.
They told me I could be anything, then I went back to sleep.
ai iz becom nap.
They Said I Could Be Anything So I Became a Beaver
kittehz can do anyfing dey wantz!
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