To katch teh leftovers, I muss BE teh leftovers.

You awr wut u eet.

i wanted to be mario but teh pipe is no working

mebbe itz jus clogged wif kitteh hayrz?

i wanna bee teh slippurs dis tiem, yoo be teh cloggs

aifinkso u iz boaf birkenstuck.

They told me I could be anything, then I went back to sleep.

ai iz becom nap.

They Said I Could Be Anything So I Became a Beaver

kittehz can do anyfing dey wantz!