If you don't let it rest the juices won't settle!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!

When teh cheezburgers come I'll be ready!

Ai can't wait forebbur tho!

Stupid bird - messed with me for the last time

Dere's nuffin liek springtiem.

Turnz me over... Diz sidez dun

Nuffin liek a gud summertiem bbq.

Ah, Spwing at last! Teh sunshine warmz, flowers on teh shrubberies, gentul breeze, teh smell ob .... OMG BBQ!

Tiem to bust aowt teh spatchoola