George, Honey? Did you forget to close the basement door... again?
Praise Basement Cat! PRAISE HIM SO HE'LL SPARE US.
Yu can bleech mai fur awl yu wants, ai iz still teh Basement Cat an yu will pay.
U can nebber turn a troo Basement Cat.
Not quite bad enough for the basement, or good enough for the ceiling...
Randall had to settle for Couch Cat.
Ai hab eyes onlee foar you, couch.
But...but...I must be an Ebil Minion. It sez so on mai Bazemint Partee ID card.
nao wut iz ai sposed 2 tell teh coven??