I used tu be da widdo baby. Nao am jus a pillow.
Growin up is hard tu do.
Hurry up and take out the baby Carrier is warm enough for us now
Empathee is foar losers.
Please, no more pictures.
I just got him to come out of his shell.
Juss cawl me da mom ob da year.
Listen, I know our deal was for the soul of your firstborn, but I'm willing to settle for $20 and a case of tuna.
Dere's gotta be an eesier way.
OK, welcome to da meetin. Wud those who ALREDDY habs to use da litter box raise der paws.
Dey are juss littlol after awl.
I LIKES seafoods .
Fish awr frens. Nawt food. Nawt always, anneeways.
I iz happier dan I ebber bin in my WHOLE LIFE . All five weeks ob it!
Ah, da whimsy ob da young.