Why can't we eat the dog? He's not my friend.
kitteh iz so much cyooter anywayz. next step in baby domination - take over baby's crib.
Ai can't reelly take dis treatment anymoar. My revenge will be swift...
Ai keep tellin ya and ya juss keep doin it!
It juss isn't a box wibout a kitteh inside it.
Congratulations! It's a Lolcat!
Feed it regularly, keep it away from Basement Cat, and pet as often as possible.
U pwegnant? Wen u haz ur litter, u still lub me bestest rite?
Ai'm still nawt shure if ai'll like him oar nawt.