I LIKES seafoods .
Fish awr frens. Nawt food. Nawt always, anneeways.
I iz happier dan I ebber bin in my WHOLE LIFE . All five weeks ob it!
Ah, da whimsy ob da young.
Oh, good you're sending it back. I'll get the tape.
Ai'll also inform da postman.
yeah, baby girl what? no, I can talk
Naw, gurl, yoo kno imma lub yoo forebbur an stuff.
Herbert took his baby sitting dutys seriously and literally
Ai want tu be centrul tu dis childs' debellupment.
Oh for... glasses Alice? And take the baby outta the litter box.
Dis is getting ridikyoolus.
You swore you'd never leave. I trusted you.
Hao can I ebber trust you again?!
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