Single and ready to mingle!
NO! Ai am nawt getting "stuck" in tree agin juss becuz yu liek hunky firemens!
He's nawt eben dat good lookin!
Thar iz not doubt bout dat iz gorgeous
BABY AI WUZ BORN DIS WAY.
Now imagine these in thigh high leather boots.
Doan't worry. Yoo can be jellus ob mai sexy.
Sew... yoo come hear oftun?
I HAS DA SMOOTH MOVES
Awwwww yeah, baybeh.
Do you find this... Arousing?
Voy-yurs welcom tu apply.
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