I'm sorry. When you said you were wearing a slinky dress I thought it meant it would be more fun to trip you down the stairs.
Although getting in ur way wuz prettee fun.
Yoo CAN'T stay mad if I looks at yoo like dis , cans yoo ?
plz 2 forgibz meh?
Meybee we can shaek paws an maek up?
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