Sink-O de My-O* *My Sink ~Loosely translated after several Margaritas

Butt(!) srsly, ai'm fien.

Stumble, stumble, "Why is the grass so high? Where's my keys? Am I at the right house?" This concludes my impression of you when you return from a party on Saturday night.

Awl teh wurlds a staej, u know.

Mama needs a cocktail.

TEE GEE AI EFF.

Invisible Martini Shaking

Awn da rocks.

You really shouldn't make sandwiches when you're drunk.

Iss okay. Ai know da feeling.

Liez!! Theres no scotch in here!

ai haz a hyooj disappointed ober dis!

Hmmm. Which goes best with daisies?

mai voat iz fer all ob dem!