Funny. When Maru doze it it goes viral. Wut am I doin rong?

aifinkso u jus doan hab teh maru tuch.

Yu puts my baff on LOLcats? Fine. I puts your baff on Failblog.

revenj iz a dish bestest servd on teh interwebz.

Ok. I think I need a better plan.

if onlee mai getaway biek wer invisiblol...

no mattr hao hard shi trai kitteh no can wissles

guess ai wil jus hab 2 find anudder way 2 mayk noize...

They said I could be anything. Apparently, I can't be Tarzan.

mebbe u shud jus b a doktor insted.

The Bensons tried using flash cards teach Beanie to read, but gave up when all he would do is chew them.

mebbe he jus needz sum reedin glassez!

Rookie Mistakes. "Completes" a 6 hour photo shoot and dismisses the models before he notices the lens cap is on.

camraz iz confyoozin fingz...