Jelly There's jelly on the ceiling
Wait... has it been up dere since De Insident??? But dats been munths...
Ever get that feeling that they were talking about you just before you came in the room?
Oh! Mike! Hey there Mike... Whats happenin...
DAMMIT! Have you been travelling with Dr Who again?
As a matter of fact, I have been. Wait. I mean, YOU must have been.
Ai fink the Tardis mite be busted, tho.
I wasnt expecting you home so soon
sumtiemz kittehz do teh darndist fingz.
That awkward moment you decide to look....
wutever u doez, doan stayr.
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