Congratulations to lobsterfinger for becoming the second runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post one more runner-up tomorrow, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, lobsterfinger!!!
I'M ARMED WITH A RAT
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
Congratulations to WilliamKeckler for becoming this week's capshun contest winner! You may collect your prize of elebenty bazillion internets at any time! Congrats again, WilliamKeckler!
Tune back in tomorrow — same time, same place — for a brand new caption contest!
FRANK SINATRA LEAVING A HELICOPTER WITH A DRINK THAT IS ALL