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Whatever the hell this is, I can guarantee you...YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
FRANK SINATRA LEAVING A HELICOPTER WITH A DRINK THAT IS ALL
I'M ARMED WITH A RAT
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID