What did she have that I didn't?!?!?!?! um...patience?
Oh stick, you will forever be mine. NO! NO! STICK IS MINE!! Finally.. we are alone.
... and if you leave the seat up again, you'll find yourself missing more than a few tufts of fur!
Hey, BACK OFF already! A little personal space for cryin' out loud!!
Can't you see I'm tryin' to evolve here?
OK, PUT DOWN YOUR COFFEE CUPS AND GET BACK TO WORK!