Calgon, take me away! Where? Where exactly do you want to go? It's true that, I, Calgon, the Magnificent Lampshade, can grant wishes, but you've got to be a little more specific. Just try to work with me, okay?
Congratulations to gmrmom for becoming the third runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post two more runners-up throughout the week, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, gmrmom!!!