Frankly, my dear, I don't have a wang.
when you walk in to a spider web and suddenly become a ninja
Cassandra Wondered Why Nobody Asked Her To Dance?
And then one day Captain Planet just snapped.
OMFG GUYS WE'RE SO HIPSTER IT'S NUTELLA AND A CROSS
Listen man, I only asked for the signs, I can't take that kid! What do you mean why? I can't plan a kid in my yard!