Asked for a Playstation Vita... got daisy from neighbor's yard. Either my sign language needs work, or these are some cheap bastards.

Maxine's birthday dinner is about to go terribly awry.

No, no. That camera angle is all wrong.

Yes, a bear does sit in the woods.

You're sure I need the butter for the sauna? And why did not you want me to eat the thyme and the spring onions?

I have made... a TERRIBLE mistake.

'Cause this is... THRILLER!