It's okay dear, it's just a city bred human trying to figure out what we are. Ignore his "come here Piggy Piggy."
Asked for a Playstation Vita... got daisy from neighbor's yard.
Either my sign language needs work, or these are some cheap bastards.
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No, no. That camera angle is all wrong.
Yes, a bear does sit in the woods.
You're sure I need the butter for the sauna?
And why did not you want me to eat the thyme and the spring onions?
I have made...
a TERRIBLE mistake.
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