Asked for a Playstation Vita... got daisy from neighbor's yard.
Either my sign language needs work, or these are some cheap bastards.
I am not a Groundhog!
I am a beaver! Next year get someone who is not drunk to do this!
Something went horribly wrong in the offseason...
It might make football more interesting, though.
Ok, now I'm sure Google Maps was wrong.
You're sure I need the butter for the sauna?
And why did not you want me to eat the thyme and the spring onions?