It's tiger... ...Catch a TIGER by the tail

CHIRP!

I believe I can fly! No you can't, you idiot!

Ai dun rong, Ai kno it... Wy U laffin?

And a partridge in a bear tree... What, did I get that wrong?

Ok, now I'm sure Google Maps was wrong.

It's okay dear, it's just a city bred human trying to figure out what we are. Ignore his "come here Piggy Piggy."