Well, this beach has surely gone the way of sin and perdition...

They shared everything but good taste

We are always the life of the party

-Do we have a big enough aquarium at home to keep both of them? --I think so. If not, we can always flush one of them down the toilet.

How I think I look and How others see me

-Um, Mary, there's something floating in my tea. --Nothing to worry about, dear. That's just the roofie I slipped in it. It'll dissolve in no time.

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH ... ... klahoma ...