Now as soon as this human is done taking this adorable little wildlife photo, I am going to let you go. You are going to run away as fast and far as you can. Because as soon as I'm done mauling him, you're next.
Mom. Can I keep him?
Da wolf! It's... it's... it's... IT'S SO FLUFFY!
"Today Mr. Fluffy, we're going to play ballerina, and have a tea party, and play dress up, and..."