The Almost Perfect Moment

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The Almost Perfect Moment
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He chose the perfect moment. His mournful cry echoed through the stillness of the forest, declaring to all that he was still the master hunter, the top dog as it were, the alpha male of the pack, the lord of the forest.

It was subsequently ruined by a little chipmunk screaming for him to "Shut the hell up!"

I Always End Up Looking Stupid

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I Always End Up Looking Stupid
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Don't yoo just hate it when someone takes yoor picture while yoo're flossin' yoor teefs?

But We Can be Friends

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But We Can be Friends
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It's OK... I know how you feel. They scream and run when they see me, too.

Polar Bears Always Give Fair Warning

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Polar Bears Always Give Fair Warning
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Now as soon as this human is done taking this adorable little wildlife photo, I am going to let you go. You are going to run away as fast and far as you can. Because as soon as I'm done mauling him, you're next.