Would It Kill You To Say Something?

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You never notice my new outfits. This one with the feather fan cost me three mice and a vole. You could at least look at it.

He Won't if it's Ricin...

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Barefoot and Pregnant he says.. WELL! Let's see if he can taste the Poison..

The Rest of Us Will Have to Sleep Under Your Pillow, I Guess...

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MY FAMILY IS COLD AND MISUNDERSTOOD. CAN WE CRASH IN THE CORNER FOR TONIGHT? OR SQUISH MY WIFE. THAT'S COOL TOO.