I'll Be Right Here

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One more crack like "E.T. phone home" and you're on separate trees for a week!

Would It Kill You To Say Something?

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You never notice my new outfits. This one with the feather fan cost me three mice and a vole. You could at least look at it.

He Won't if it's Ricin...

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Barefoot and Pregnant he says.. WELL! Let's see if he can taste the Poison..

A Good Relationship is All About Honesty and Communication

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-Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? --I would, but you're never home when it occurs.

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