You never notice my new outfits. This one with the feather fan cost me three mice and a vole. You could at least look at it.
Yes dear! You're absolutely right dear!!! Now can I go out with the bats?
Barefoot and Pregnant he says.. WELL! Let's see if he can taste the Poison..
DELICIOUS CAKE nom nom nom
-Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
--I would, but you're never home when it occurs.
Oh, the bottom part? That's my late husband.
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