Yes dear! You're absolutely right dear!!! Now can I go out with the bats?

Barefoot and Pregnant he says.. WELL! Let's see if he can taste the Poison..

DELICIOUS CAKE nom nom nom

-Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? --I would, but you're never home when it occurs.

Oh, the bottom part? That's my late husband.

MY FAMILY IS COLD AND MISUNDERSTOOD. CAN WE CRASH IN THE CORNER FOR TONIGHT? OR SQUISH MY WIFE. THAT'S COOL TOO.