PLEASE TELL MY WIFE
I'M AN ORANGUTAN
One more crack like "E.T. phone home"
and you're on separate trees for a week!
You never notice my new outfits. This one with the feather fan cost me three mice and a vole. You could at least look at it.
DELICIOUS CAKE nom nom nom
Barefoot and Pregnant he says.. WELL! Let's see if he can taste the Poison..