PLEASE TELL MY WIFE
I'M AN ORANGUTAN
Oh, the bottom part? That's my late husband.
I went tu Hootrz.
It wuz NAWT wut I espectd!
Yes dear! You're absolutely right dear!!! Now can I go out with the bats?
-Why don't you tell me when you have an org@sm?
--I would, but you're never home when it occurs.