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One more crack like 'E.T. phone home' and you're on separate trees for a week!
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One more crack like "E.T. phone home" and you're on separate trees for a week!

Via: Blog Soup
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MY FAMILY IS COLD AND MISUNDERSTOOD. CAN WE CRASH IN THE CORNER FOR TONIGHT? OR SQUISH MY WIFE. THAT'S COOL TOO.

You never notice my new outfits. This one with the feather fan cost me three mice and a vole. You could at least look at it.
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You never notice my new outfits. This one with the feather fan cost me three mice and a vole. You could at least look at it.

Via: The Dorsey Shaw Experience
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PLEASE TELL MY WIFE I'M AN ORANGUTAN