-Why don't you tell me when you have an org@sm?
--I would, but you're never home when it occurs.
One more crack like "E.T. phone home"
and you're on separate trees for a week!
I went tu Hootrz.
It wuz NAWT wut I espectd!
PLEASE TELL MY WIFE
I'M AN ORANGUTAN
Oh, the bottom part? That's my late husband.