I went tu Hootrz.
It wuz NAWT wut I espectd!
-Why don't you tell me when you have an org@sm?
--I would, but you're never home when it occurs.
DELICIOUS CAKE nom nom nom
PLEASE TELL MY WIFE
I'M AN ORANGUTAN
One more crack like "E.T. phone home"
and you're on separate trees for a week!