THE POLAR BEAR LIFE: What's that? Oh, ice. What's that? Oh, ice. What's that? Oh Snow. NOT ALL IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE

They told me I could be anything I wanted. So I is a snow.

Ninja fox. By the time u c me, it's too late.

Yo dawg, I'm downy wid dat.

AND THEN BJORK SAW THE PERFECT WEDDING GOWN