Seals, the dogs of the sea, trained by Russian officials to be ruthlessly adorable soldiers of fortune. That said, it's pretty hard to look like ruthless military operative when you're this adorable:
I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT POKEMON BEFORE
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That should take care of your not-so-fresh feeling.