Double-barreled goatling gun.
WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE HER DIVORCE LAWYER
Stand bak! Aiz got a cat
an aiz nut afrayd tu use it
PROJECT OWLPROJECT OWL ACTIVATED
FIRE AWAY AND HOPE IT'S NOT CHUCK TESTA AGAIN
Now about that bed time ....
"Aim for the stars," they said. "Aim for the head," I say.