Double-barreled goatling gun.

Stand bak! Aiz got a cat an aiz nut afrayd tu use it

PROJECT OWLPROJECT OWL ACTIVATED TARGET: YOU

WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE HER DIVORCE LAWYER

Now about that bed time ....

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

"Aim for the stars," they said. "Aim for the head," I say.