Double-barreled goatling gun.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
"Aim for the stars," they said. "Aim for the head," I say.
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Stand bak! Aiz got a cat
an aiz nut afrayd tu use it
Now about that bed time ....
WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE HER DIVORCE LAWYER