"I just love to come to the terrarium and watch people, don't you?"
"Hey, look at the little fellow hamming it up. They say they're quite intelligent you know.
When you're just walking along, minding your own business, do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?
"Did she just...?"
"Dude. I told you she was double jointed."
Tried to watch Kardashians, brain exploded.